I'm A Head Shorter by lys
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Author's Notes:
filk of "I'm a Believer" (Monkees or SmashMouth version)

I thought death was only true for mortal men
Meant to be dished out, but not to take,
The law was out to get me
I needed me a plan
The times have changed so much since I began

Then I saw his face,
Now I'm a head shorter
My secret base became my last stand.
I should've ducked --
I'm a head shorter
And my supporters are shorter too

I thought folks were more or less for plundering
A little pillage here or there, why not?
We all got together
To make the world our own
Should've took away my bro's cell phone...

Then I saw his face,
Now I'm a head shorter
My secret base became my last stand.
I should've ducked --
I'm a head shorter
And my supporters are shorter too

<solo>

Ah, so much for the horsemen
And our petty crime
I guess it really was the end of time

Then I saw his face,
Now I'm a head shorter
My secret base became my last stand.
I should've ducked --
I'm a head shorter
And my supporters are shorter too

Yes I saw his face,
Now I'm a head shorter
My secret base became my last stand.
Said, I'm a head shorter,
yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah,
Said, I'm a head shorter, yeah  (repeat ad nauseum)